Classic DW Commentary: The Movie
commentators: Paul McGann, Sylvester McCoy, and Nicholas Briggs
(and may I just say, dear god in heaven Paul McGann has a sexy voice)
Nicholas: It’s surprising the Doctor asks Grace to go with him at the end, considering she’s the one who murdered him!
Sylvester: Well, she just got a newer and better model…I’m just saying that because Paul is here.
Paul: Keep talkin’ dude.
(the three of them are chatting away, when the Doctor kisses Grace)
Sylvester: Oh, the kiss, the infamous kiss!
Nicholas: It was a bit dribble-y wasn’t it?
Paul: It’s good they left the dribble in - maybe that was the contentious bit? Oh, there’s another one! Two kisses!
Nicholas: There’s one at the end as well. I don’t want to spoil it for you.
Paul: The best things come in threes.
Sylvester: Have Doctors been kissing since then?
Nicholas: Yes! All over the place. You can’t stop them!
Nicholas: There’s all sorts of things in old Doctor Who -
Sylvester: Why do you look at me when you say “Old”?
Nicholas: So, what about all the technical stuff you -
Paul: I hated that wig. I. Hated. It.
(Eric Roberts comes out in full Time Lord regalia)
Paul: Oh, look at that. Are the stairs gonna light up as he comes down?
Sylvester: The computers were supposed to go at the Millennium, weren’t they? The computers were all going to die and everything?
Nicholas: In real life, that was the thought.
Sylvester: So Doctor Who quietly fixed that.
Nicholas: That’s clearly what happened.
Sylvester: The whole world was expecting it to stop, and it didn’t. Thank you, Paul, for doing that.
Paul: It was nothing.
Nicholas: So, as the credits roll, any last thoughts, gentlemen?
Paul: Happy days, McCoy.
Sylvester: They were, they were terrific!
Paul: I remember you playing the spoons on that big tough guy!
Sylvester: Yeah, big tough guy came around and tried to terrorize us, and I just played the spoons all over him, and he melted!
Paul (laughing): Works every time!
Sylvester: That’s how you win a war, give everyone spoons!